The story of The Three Pig`s Cousins

Now you all know the story of the Three Little Pigs
And how they built their houses out of straw, bricks and twigs.
But what you don’t know, Sugarcakes and Muffins,
Is the story of the Three Little Pigs' cousins.

Once upon a time, many days later,
Piggy number three was reading the paper,
When piggy number one raced into the room
And cried, "Oh my goodness, we're smothered in debt!"
As he wiped from his eyes nothing but a sticky smudge of sweat.

Piggy number two gave him a mighty smack,
And Piggy number three died of a heart attack.
Piggy Number one was scared and shaken,
Then piggy number two yelled, "I know, let's sell the bacon!"

What a pity that Piggy number three was the brainiest of the group,
Because now he was going to be made into a hot pig soup.
The Butcher was so happy he wanted some more,
So the two little Piggies had to draw the straw.

Now you all know that Piggy number one is not the smartest of the lot,
So he jumped right into the cooking pot.
Alright you may think that this is all wrong,
This is where the Big Bad Wolf comes along,
Who ate the last pig in one pig bite.
That’s all there is - goodnight.

By Kachina (Year 7)