Jack and the beanstalk

Well, I last saw Jack taking the cow to the market because, you see, we were broke at the time. Then, when he got back, he had a bunch of BEANS!!! in his hand. So I said, "That won't do!", told him off and sent him to bed with no dinner. I also told him to throw the beans out the window.

The next morning I went into Jack's room to see if he was awake yet, but when I went in Jack wasn't there. All I could see was an empty bed and a humongous leaf hanging in through the window.

To my amazement, when I rushed outside it was a giant BEANSTALK!!! I looked up it. It reached right up to the sky and about halfway up I saw Jack climbing up it. I yelled out to him, "Jack you come down this instant!"

There was no reply, so I went inside to finish my cup of tea. When Jack finally came down he was carrying something most extraordinary, a goose.

When he got back inside he said he was going to make it a hutch in the cow's old shed. Now I must say Jack did look after that goose, he went to check on it every morning. But you see, after a while every morning next to the goose, was a golden egg. So we became rich and were never hungry again.